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The Big Bang Theory: The Junior Professor Solution

802. The Junior Professor Solution

Aired September 22, 2014

Sheldon gets promoted to a junior professor at the university, but he must now teach a class. When no one signs up for Sheldon's class, Howard surprisingly enlists. Meanwhile, Amy plays Penny and Bernadette against each other when tensions rise over Penny's new job at Bernadette's company.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: The correct animal for inter-species super soldier is the koala. You would wind up with an army so cute, it couldn't be attacked.


Quote from Amy

Amy: You better watch that attitude, buddy. You're dating the popular girl now.

Quote from Howard

Sheldon: You shot your spit in my mouth!
Howard: Is that gonna be on the test? Because I don't think I can do that again.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Sheldon, I promise, your uvula does not have an STD.
Sheldon: Are you sure? It just doesn't feel as innocent as it used to.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Wow, pouting and running away actually worked. I must say that may not be a lesson you want to reinforce with me.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I assume you want to reopen our dialogue about the university forcing me to continue with string theory?
Mrs. Davis: You mean the dialogue that went "Please? No. Please? No. Please? No."?
Sheldon: That's the one. I believe you went last, so, please?

Quote from Raj

Raj: So I've been trying to come up with a cute couple's nickname for me and Emily. What do you like better "Emipalli" or "Koothrapemily".
Howard: Why is it your last name and her first name?
Raj: Well, her last name is Sweeny, and something just didn't seem right about Koothrapeeny.

Quote from Sheldon

Howard: You reported me to human resources?
Sheldon: You violated the sanctity of my mouth.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Give me a minute. I'm stimulating the pleasure center of this starfish. I just need to turn it off.
Penny: What happens if you don't?
Amy: Then I have to sit through lunch knowing this starfish is having a better day than I am.

Quote from Leonard

Sheldon: Apparently I have a reputation for being "obnoxious".
Leonard: Whaaaaaat?

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