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302. The Jiminy Conjecture
Aired September 28, 2009
Leonard and Penny's relationship hits a snag after an awkward first night together. Meanwhile, Sheldon and Howard go to great lengths to determine the species of a cricket for a bet they made.
Quote from Sheldon
Raj: I don't like bugs, okay. They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
Quote from Penny
Leonard: Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?
Penny: Because I like peppermint, and it's fun to say schnapps!
Quote from Raj
Raj: Ooo, big talk from a man who was once treed by a chicken.
Quote from Raj
Wolowitz: Sex is never the way I dreamed it was going to be.
Raj: Because in your dreams, you're a horse from the waist down.
Quote from Howard
Howard: What's the matter, you chicken?
Sheldon: I've always found that an inappropriate slur. Chickens are not by nature at all timid. In fact, when I was young, my neighbor's chicken got loose and chased me up the big elm tree in front of our house.
Raj: Chickens can't climb trees.
Sheldon: Thank God.
Howard: Okay, I believe the chicken made you his bitch.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Howard, you know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it?
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Excuse me. Wolverine Origin, mini series issue two, page 22, retractable bone claws. You know, if you three spent less time thinking about sex and more time concentrating on comic books, we would have much less of these embarrassing moments.
Quote from Sheldon
Penny: Hey Sheldon, whattcha got there a new comic book?
Sheldon: Old comic book. I just got it from the safe deposit box.
Penny: What do you have a safe deposit box for?
Sheldon: Old comic books.
Quote from Penny
Sheldon: I lost this to Wolowitz in an ill-conceived cricket wager.
Penny: What, do they have Wii Cricket now? Well, that can't be very popular.
Quote from Raj
Wolowitz: I think that you and Penny had a poor night.
Leonard: It wasn't poor. It was ... just fine.
Raj: Dude, the fourth Harry Potter movie was just fine.
Quote from Leonard
Leonard: I bet I could throw a rock in this room and come up with three better friends!
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Could we focus on what's important here? I lost a bet to Wolowitz!
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Another carnal fiasco with the shiksi goddess.
Howard: Shiksa. Shiksa.
Sheldon: Forgive me, Yiddish was not spoken in East Texas, and if it was, it wasn't spoken for long.