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‘The Higgs Boson Observation’ Quotes

The Big Bang Theory: The Higgs Boson Observation

603. The Higgs Boson Observation

Aired October 11, 2012

Amy has feelings of jealousy when Sheldon hires a young female assistant, though it seems Penny is the one who should be concerned. Meanwhile, Howard's time aboard the International Space Station is beginning to take its toll.

Quote from Howard

Bernadette: Hey, Howie, how you feeling?
Howard: Better. Much better. The other astronauts held me down, gave me a shot. Oooh. Attention, people of Earth. Tonight, there will be two moons in the sky.
Bernadette: Howie, stop that. NASA's watching this! Put your pants back on!


Quote from Howard

Howard: If I die, promise me you'll never have sex with another man.

Quote from Penny

Leonard: If you want help, just hire a grad student.
Penny: Maybe I could do it.
Sheldon: You, really? You can assess the quality of my work? Okay, um, here. I wrote this when I was five years old.
Penny: A proof that algebraic topology can never have a non self-contradictory set of abelion groups. Im just a blond monkey to you, aren't I?
Sheldon: You said it, not me.

Quote from Penny

Sheldon: Are you familiar with the Higgs boson?
Penny: Of course, it is - it's been in the news. And it's a very famous boson.
Sheldon: Nice try.

Quote from Penny

Amy: Sheldon told me he had a new assistant named Alex. He didn't mention that Alex was a girl.
Penny: Maybe he didn't notice.

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