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13Quotes from ‘The Habitation Configuration’

The Big Bang Theory: The Habitation Configuration

607. The Habitation Configuration

Aired November 8, 2012

Sheldon finds himself stuck in the middle of an argument between his girlfriend Amy and friend Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Howard struggles with moving out of his mother's house.

Quote from Amy

Amy: And action.
Wil Wheaton: And cut! You realize I'm doing this for free, right?
Amy: Yes, and so far we're still not getting our money's worth.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Someday scientists will discover that second X chromosome contains nothing but nonsense and twaddle.

Quote from Howard

Raj: Wow. An end of an era.
Howard: Boy, if these walls could talk.
Leonard: They'd say, why does he touch himself so much?
Howard: Yeah.

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: No husband of mine is gonna break his mother's heart!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I'll be right back. Feel free to play with yourself.

Quote from Howard

Howard: All right, I've had enough of this. I'm a grown man, I have a successful career, for the love of God, I've been to space. I will move out when I'm ready, and I don't need anyone badgering me into it.
Penny: Wow, excuse me.
Howard: That was just for her benefit. I'll move tomorrow. I love you. Don't leave me.

Quote from Howard

Leonard: Okay. You want to start loading this stuff into the truck?
Howard: Yeah, I guess. Hey, would you do me a favor? Go on ahead. I just want one last moment alone in my old room.
Leonard: We're not standing outside by the U-Haul while you fondle yourself.
Howard: Fine, let's go.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Amy deserves better. You know, when we buy the Planter's deluxe mix, she eats all the Brazil nuts so I don't have to look at them. She's a unique blend of saint and squirrel.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Ooh, now that is a treat that's hard to beat. Get the Mad Hatter on the horn. I'm having a tea party!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: *knock knock knock* Amy.
*knock knock knock* Amy
*knock knock knock* Angry Amy.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Eat one of your Luna bars. Very often when women think they're angry, they're really just hungry.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: *knock knock knock* Wil Wheaton!
*knock knock knock* Wil Wheaton!
Wait, how many was that?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: My fists are not up because I'm milking a giant invisible cow.


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