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‘The Geology Elevation’ Quotes

The Big Bang Theory: The Geology Elevation

1009. The Geology Elevation

Aired November 17, 2016

Sheldon battles with feelings of jealousy when geologist Bert wins a MacArthur Genius fellowship. Meanwhile, Howard finds an old remote control Stephen Hawking toy he made, which receives negative feedback from his friends.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Well, I'm glad to see you moving forward.
Sheldon: Bert did quality research. And he deserves whatever accolades he receives.
Howard: What is going on? (To Leonard) Did you upgrade his software last night?
Leonard: I think he might be learning on his own.
Raj: Then the robot uprising has begun.


Quote from Sheldon

Amy: Bert is studying the way microbes in rocks can survive in extreme environmental conditions.
Leonard: They say it could be a potential indicator of life on other planets.
Penny: You know what, I've met Bert. Isn't he an indicator of life on other planets?
Sheldon: You used to make those jokes about me. Now everything's Bert, Bert, Bert.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Who leaves their bike in the hallway? You know, if I knew how to ride one, I'd steal it.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I admire you, Leonard.
Leonard: Really, why?
Sheldon: You're happy with who you are. You don't get jealous of other people. Instead of being weighed down by ambition, you just float along like a dead body in a river.
Leonard: I couldn't just take the compliment. I had to ask why.

Quote from Raj

Raj: He doesn't just look like C-3PO, now he walks like him.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Everything is stupid and I want to go home.
Leonard: That's Sheldon's way of saying he's proud of Bert, too.

Quote from Amy

Amy: You know, Sheldon, maybe if you take the time to actually read Bert's research, you'd be less bitter about him winning.
Sheldon: You want me to read a geology paper?
Amy: Honestly, I just want you to be quiet, but I'm all out of taffy.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Seriously, none of you liked it?
Bernadette: I thought it was brave. Does that count as liking it?
Penny: You know, how come nobody's talking about Howard's dopey haircut?
Bernadette: I think he looks cute.
Howard: And I think you're cute.
Raj: I think you're both cute.
Penny: I think I hate all of you nerds.

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