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8Quotes from ‘The Friendship Algorithm’

The Big Bang Theory: The Friendship Algorithm

213. The Friendship Algorithm

Aired January 19, 2009

When Sheldon wants to use the university's grid computer, he decides to befriend the guy who controls access. Not well versed in the art of making friends, Sheldon develops a friendship algorithm to win over Kripke.

Quote from Howard

Wolowitz: *After he fixed Sheldon's algorithm* Gee, why can't Sheldon get a friend?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.

Quote from Leonard

Penny: What about Howard and Raj? How did he become friends with them?
Leonard: I dunno. How do carbon atoms form a benzene ring? Proximity and valence electrons.
Penny: Sure, when you put it like that.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: "Barney Bunny has two daddies now." Probably something about homosexual rabbits.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: What part of an inverse tangent approaching an asymptote don't you understand?

Quote from Howard

Wolowitz: Have you thought about putting him in a crate when you're out of the apartment?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: (After Leonard whistles) First warning.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: "Gerry the Gerbil and the bully boys on the bus." Read it, not helpful.


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