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The Big Bang Theory: The Financial Permeability

214. The Financial Permeability

Aired February 2, 2009

When Penny faces financial problems, Sheldon is happy to lend her some money. After Penny starts to regret being indebted to Sheldon, the guys are roped into a confrontation with Penny's ex-boyfriend Kurt.

Quote from Howard

Leonard: OK, is everyone clear on the plan?
Howard: Yes, Koothrappali's going to wet himself, I'm gonna throw up, Sheldon's gonna run away and you're going to die. Shall we synchronize our watches?


Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: There once was a brave lad named Leonard.
With a fi fi fiddle dee dee.
He faced a fearsome giant.
While Raj just wanted to pee.

Quote from Raj

Raj: If anyone cares, I still have to pee.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Sheldon, would you be prepared on a non-presidential basis, to create an emergency ad-hoc slurpee/icee equivalency?
Sheldon: Oh Leonard, you know I can't do that.

Quote from Penny

Penny: What are you saying? That I'm using my body to get dinner? That I'm some sort of Chinese food prostitute?

Quote from Leonard

Kurt: Where's your back up?
Leonard: I don't need back up, I have right on my side ... and I'm wearing cargo shorts under my pants.

Quote from Howard

Howard: Maybe we should have your head notarized.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Come on, there's four of us and one of him.
Sheldon: Which means his triumph will be even larger. Minstrels will write songs about him.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: My expenses account for 46.9% of my after-tax income. The rest is divvied up between a small savings account, this deceptive container of peanut brittle, and the hollowed-out buttocks of a superhero action figure who shall remain nameless for his own protection. Or her own protection.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: No, I can't. Sheldon, honey, I don't want things to be weird between us.
Sheldon: Won't it also be 'weird' if I have to say hello to you every morning on my way to work and you're living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rainwater?

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