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The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction

423. The Engagement Reaction

Aired May 12, 2011

After Howard finally tells his mother he's engaged to Bernadette, she ends up in the hospital. Meanwhile, it's bad news for Leonard as Penny and Priya bond.

Quote from Raj

Howard: Hell hound.
Raj: Who let the satanic dogs out?


Quote from Howard

Priya: Indian parents are very protective of their children.
Howard: Right. Whereas Jewish mothers take a casual la-di-da approach to their sons.

Quote from Bernadette

Priya: What happened?
Bernadette: Howard's mother had a heart attack because I have sex with him and she can't.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Sheldon, that's my water.
Sheldon: Oh, dear Lord!
Leonard: That's not your water.
Raj: I know.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: 'He drank from Leonard`s glass' - the words they will be carving into my tombstone.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: I'm the king of foreplay.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Oh, what fresh hell is this?
Biosuit Nurse: Wait, you can't leave here, you've been exposed.
Sheldon: (Covering his face with his shirt) No, I haven't. It's all good.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Howard, I have to go to the bathroom and no one will take me home.
Howard: What's wrong with the bathroom here?
Sheldon: Pneumococcus, streptococcus, staphylococcus and other assorted cocusses.
Howard: Sheldon, my mother is on her deathbed and my fiance is grief-stricken over putting her there. I'm not taking you home!
Sheldon: Will you at least go with me to the restroom here so you can open the door and flush the urinal?
Howard: No!
Sheldon: This might be a good time to point out, Howard, that friendship requires a certain give and take.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Rotting Zombie. Sheldon's new Facebook picture.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Oh, my God, you’re about to jibber jabber about jibber jabber.

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