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‘The Decoupling Fluctuation’ Quotes

The Big Bang Theory: The Decoupling Fluctuation

602. The Decoupling Fluctuation

Aired October 4, 2012

When Penny has doubts about her relationship with Leonard, Sheldon tries to convince her to stay with him. Meanwhile, at the International Space Station, the other astronauts are picking on Howard.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: If you're going to replace Wolowitz, I need to know a little bit more about you.
Stuart: All right.
Sheldon: Wolowitz went to MIT. What's your educational background?
Stuart: I went to art school.
Sheldon: Equally ridiculous. Let's go.


Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Penny, please don't hurt my friend.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Settle down there, fake Wolowitz. No one likes a kiss-up.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Leonard, the transformers teach us that things are not always what they appear to be. You know, like, a semi truck might be an alien robot, or someone in a romantic relationship might feel differently than they appear to.

Quote from Penny

Sheldon: Excuse me. This is not about protecting my friend. Im a big fan of homeostasis. Do you know what that is?
Penny: Of course not.
Sheldon: Homeostasis refers to a systems ability to regulate its internal environment and maintain a constant condition of properties like temperature or pH.
Penny: Worst bedtime story ever!

Quote from Amy

Amy: When I get married, I'm going to register at the UCLA Cadaver Lab.
Penny: Eww, why?
Amy: 'cause I've always wanted a whole human skeleton and they are really spendy.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: How can she not be sure how she feels? You know, when I have a feeling, I know it. Trains? Love them. Swordfish. I love them, too. They're fish with a sword for a nose.

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