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9Quotes from ‘The Countdown Reflection’

The Big Bang Theory: The Countdown Reflection

524. The Countdown Reflection

Aired May 10, 2012

Howard and Bernadette decide they want to get married before his space launch, so the gang rushes to arrange an impromptu wedding.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Bernadette, I want to thank you for allowing me to be your maid of honor. I also want you to know that I will be happy to do it again if this marriage craps out.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Would you like some aloe vera? 'cause you just got burned.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Stop it! Today is not about you, it's about Howard and Bernadette, and me!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: The need to find another human being to share one's life with has always puzzled me. Maybe because I'm so interesting all by myself. With that being said, may you find as much happiness with each other as I find on my own.

Quote from Amy

Amy: I love his eidetic memory, it's so sexy. Sheldon, what are the ingredients in Pringles?
Sheldon: Dried potatoes, vegetable oil, corn flour, wheat starch, maltodextrin, salt, and my favorite ingredient of all, uniformity.
Amy: The uterus quivers, does it not?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I bought you and Bernadette a gravy boat worth eighty-eight dollars. Which places me in your debt and I can't be in your debt because someday you might ask me to help you move. Or to kill a man.
Leonard: I doubt he'll ask you to kill a man.
Sheldon: Well, what if it's his only way out? I can't risk it.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Remarkable. In just under a half hour, 200 metric tons of fuel will ignite in a controlled explosion right beneath Howard's keister. And all from a country whose entire contribution to the global economy has been Tetris and mail-order brides.

Quote from Howard

Howard: There's fuel leaking and we're still going to go?
Mike: Don't lose your Froot Loops, Froot Loops.
Dimitri: This happens a lot. Nine times out of ten, no problem.
Howard: What happens on the tenth time?
Dimitri: Problem.

Quote from Sheldon

Gang: By the power vested in us, by the state of California...
Sheldon: And the Klingon High Council...


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