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The Big Bang Theory: The Contractual Obligation Implementation

618. The Contractual Obligation Implementation

Aired March 7, 2013

Leonard, Sheldon and Howard visit Howard's old school to talk to junior high girls about careers in science. Meanwhile, Raj plans his first proper date with Lucy, while the girls visit Disneyland.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: (Typing into a search engine) How do I get 12-year-old schoolgirls excited?
Howard and Leonard: No!

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Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: We can't all be Cinderella.
Amy: Then how do we decide?
Bernadette: Well, it's simple. This was my idea. I'm driving. I'm Cinderella. You bitches got a problem with that, we could stop the car right now.

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: Every one of you has the capacity to be anything you want to be.
Penny: Unless you want to be Cinderella.
Bernadette: Come at me. See what happens!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Some people are otters, some people are rocks.

Quote from Amy

Raj: Anyway I was hoping I could pick your brains a little. I'm supposed to take Lucy out Friday and I need a killer first date.
Amy: Well, evolutionary biology says that women are attractive to a man who is steady in the face of danger, so I recommend an unsafe environment. A seedy bar on the wrong side of the tracks. Picnic near a lunatic asylum. A wine tasting on skid row.

Quote from Leonard

Howard: Last time I was here, I was a scrawny little nerd.
Leonard: And now you're also an astronaut.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: So now let's bring out theoretical physicist, Dr, Sheldon Cooper.
Sheldon: Hello, female children. Allow me to inspire you with a story about a great female scientist. Polish-born, French-educated Madame Curie. Co-discover of radioactivity. She was a hero of science until her hair fell out, her vomit and stool became filled with blood, and she was poisoned to death by her own discovery. With a little hard work, I see no reason why that can't also happen to any of you. Are we done? Can we go?

Quote from Leonard

Sheldon: I believe in a gender blind society like in Star Trek. Where women and men of all races and creeds worked side-by-side as equals.
Leonard: You mean where they were advanced enough to develop an interstellar warp drive, but a black lady still answered the space phone?

Quote from Sheldon

Amy: Sheldon, all Snow White needs is one small kiss to wake up.
Sheldon: Heard you the first time.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: People should take care of themselves.
Leonard: Oh, like yesterday when you made me drive you to the dry cleaners, the pharmacy and the post office?
Sheldon: I'm not saying people can't use tools. Even an otter picks up a rock when he wants a clam.


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