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‘The Bozeman Reaction’ Quotes

The Big Bang Theory: The Bozeman Reaction

313. The Bozeman Reaction

Aired January 18, 2010

After their apartment is robbed, Leonard and Sheldon get Howard and Raj to install a complex security system. When Sheldon still doesn't feel safe, he decides to leave Pasadena.

Quote from Sheldon

*Sheldon is using a map of the U.S. to find out where he can move*
Sheldon: Penny, you're from Nebraska, right?
Penny: Born and raised.
*Sheldon crosses out Nebraska*

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Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I do not have to urinate. I am the master of my own bladder. Drat.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: My new computer came with Windows 7. Windows 7 is much more user-friendly than Windows Vista. I don't like that.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: It's all right, they didn't take my comic books.

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Sheldon: I'm fine. Although I'm no longer master of my own bladder.

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Sheldon: And look over here, shrimp in mobster sauce. What is mobster sauce?
Leonard: It's obviously a typo.
Sheldon: Perhaps. Pehraps this restaurant's now a front for organized crime. For all we know, the mobster sauce contains actual chunks of deceased mobsters.
Raj: No, no, no, no. I think it jut means it's the kind of sauce that mobsters like.
Howard: It doesn't mean any of that. It's a typo!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: You know, the more I think about it, the mobster sauce couldn't possible contain chunks of mobster.
Leonard: And why is that?
Sheldon: It was listed under sea food.

Quote from Penny

Penny: I can't believe it. if I hadn't been working the dinner shift, I would've run right into the robbers.
Leonard: Hey, there's no reason for you to be scared.
Penny: I'm not scared. I would've gone all Nebraska on their asses.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Would you like me to bring you some warm milk?
Leonard: I'm lactose intolerant.
Sheldon: And you don't wish to alarm me with any more loud noises. Very thoughtful.


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