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The Big Bang Theory: The Barbarian Sublimation

203. The Barbarian Sublimation

Aired October 6, 2008

Sheldon and Penny bond when Sheldon introduces to her online gaming, but Penny soon finds herself addicted to the virtual world.

Quote from Howard

Raj: What's with him?
Leonard: Penny is keeping him up at night.
Howard: Me too. But probably in a different way.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Fellow warriors, this is Sheldor the Conqueror. We are about to enter Atzel's fortress. Now, this is a long run, so let's do another bladder check. All right, Barry, we'll wait for you again, but you really should see a doctor.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Level 3 and she thinks she's rich. What a noob!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I'm surprised you struck out with Penny. Apparently she's a big ol' five.

Quote from Leonard

Tom: I'm sorry, dude, she didn't look anything like her picture.
Leonard: They never do.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Wanna catch me up?
Sheldon: Well, let's see. She attempted to open her apartment with her car key because her face is overly Midwestern. She hasn't had sex in 6 months, and she ate a fly.
Leonard: Uh-huh. Seriously, 6 months?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Sheldor, back online.
Penny: What's AFK?
Sheldon: AFK. Away from keyboard.
Penny: Oh, I see.
Sheldon: What does that stand for?
Penny: "Oh, I see"?
Sheldon: Yes, but what does it stand for?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Just when I think I've gotten the hang of sarcasm.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Can we go talk in the living room?
Sheldon: I'm not wearing pajama bottoms.
Penny: Why not?
Sheldon: I spilled grape juice.
Penny: Well, wear different pajamas.
Sheldon: I can't wear different pajamas. These are my Monday pajamas.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Danger! Danger!

Quote from Penny

Sheldon: The Hungarians are just using you for dragon fodder.
Penny: Really? Boy, you'd think you could trust a horde of Hungarian barbarians.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Why should I do something? You're the one who introduced her to online gaming.
Sheldon: Well, yes, but you're the one who said hello to her when she moved in. If you'd just simply restrained yourself, none of this would be happening.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: You're in my bedroom.
Penny: Yeah, Leonard gave me an emergency key.
Sheldon: People can't be in my bedroom.

Quote from Howard

Wolowitz: It is I, Sir Howard of Wolowitz.


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