Big Bang Theory Quote 11623

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Donation Oscillation

Leonard: Okay, look, they can't have kids of their own, and they like that I'm smart, and they want that for their child.
Wyatt: No, I get it.
Penny: You do?
Wyatt: Sure. Back on the farm, we had a prize stallion. We didn't let that just go to waste; we put him out to stud.
Penny: No, no, this is this is a little different than that-
Leonard: No, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Uh, you were comparing me to a prize stud. Go on.


 Leonard Quotes

Quote from the episode The Desperation Emanation

Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Sheldon: Screwed?
Leonard: There you go.

Quote from the episode The Earworm Reverberation

Sheldon: This song is never going to stop. Have you ever dealt with something so relentlessly irritating?
Leonard: That's a trick question, right?

Quote from the episode The Graduation Transmission

Leonard: My point is, while you're spending all this time on your own, building computers or practicing your cello, what you're really doing is becoming interesting. When people finally do notice you, they're gonna find someone a lot cooler than they thought. And for those of you that were popular in high school, it's over, sorry. Thank you. Congratulations.

 ‘The Donation Oscillation’ Quotes

Quote from Zack

Marissa: It's a little weird for us, too. I mean, instead of our baby looking like Zack, it's gonna look like Leonard.
Zack: Or Penny if it's a girl.
Penny: No, no, it's not gonna look- Sure.

Quote from Howard

Raj: Uh, if you still want to go, you can go to India and help my dad eat all the nonrefundable sushi.
Howard: Indian sushi? I need a change of underwear just thinking about that.

Quote from Leonard

Zack: Well, Leonard, we were hoping you'd go in on Monday.
Leonard: Okay.
Marissa: And they say, for the best results, between now and then, you shouldn't have sex.
Zack: Sorry, bro, I know it seems impossible to go for five days without, but I believe in you.
Leonard: Five days? My record is 24 years.
Penny: Uh, I think that also means no flying solo.
Leonard: Oh. Then my record is 14 years.