The Big Bang Theory Quotes

The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory

When an attractive waitress moves in across the hall from physicists Sheldon and Leonard, the scientists' universe expands.

Starring: Jim Parsons, Johnny Galecki, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar, Mayim Bialik, Melissa Rauch, Kevin Sussman.
Original Run: 2007-2019.
Country: United States.

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Monday, March 1, 2021

Quote from Sheldon in The Pancake Batter Anomaly

Sheldon: Anyway, the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn't speak any English. When I finally managed to convince her I was sick, she said, "Machtest du ein Darm sputum?"
Penny: What does that mean?
Sheldon: Based on what happened next, I assume it means, "Would you like an enema?"

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