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The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory

When an attractive waitress moves in across the hall from physicists Sheldon and Leonard, the scientists' universe expands.

Starring: Jim Parsons, Johnny Galecki, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar, Mayim Bialik, Melissa Rauch, Kevin Sussman.
Original Run: 2007-2019.

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Saturday, September 26, 2020

Quote from Amy in The Solder Excursion Diversion

Sheldon: I suppose I should set this up. Or would you like to rob me of that, too?
Amy: Knock it off or I'll start making W-H sounds for words that just have a W.
Sheldon: You wouldn't.
Amy: Whatch me.

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