‘Young Man Blues’
Season 6, Episode 9 - Aired January 14, 2004
Eric tries to show Red he can be handy around the house. Kelso starts training to be a police officer under Officer Kennedy (James Avery). Meanwhile, Jackie joins a "Big Sister" program at school.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: [in the mirror] Freeze! You're under arrest. Freeze, you're under arrest! Freeze. You're under arrest! All right, that's the one.
Hyde: [over radio] This is Officer Michael Kelso. And I'm not wearing any pants!
Fez: [over radio] Am I supposed to be driving all over the road? 'Cause I'm loaded.
Kelso: My car's gone! Somebody call the police!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Has anyone seen Little Jackie?
Hyde: No. Why?
Donna: Uh... never mind.
Jackie: Oh, my God. You lost Little Jackie?
Donna: No, I didn't lose Little... Jackie? We're playing hide-and-seek and she's really, really good.
Fez: Oh, so you look for her, but when you play with Fez, you let him sit in the closet all day.
Jackie: I cannot believe you, Donna. You said I didn't know what I was doing, and look at what you did.
Donna: Okay, are you going to help me find her or not?
Jackie: Well, I'm gonna have to. I mean, this is serious. If we don't find that little girl, I'm gonna get, like, half-hour detention.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Okay. Where's my cop car? [Fez and Hyde shrug] You know what? I'm gonna count to three. And before I'm done, you'd better tell me where it is. One, two... Two-and-a-half.
Hyde: Three.
Kelso: No, you can't say "three". That's not how it works.
Fez: Did my frog know how it worked when he saw that tire coming? His tiny green life flashing before his eyes?
Kelso: Guys, come on, you can't just take somebody's car without asking permission. And especially since I... kind of took it without asking permission.
Hyde: What?
Fez: You stoled it?
Kelso: I was supposed to be watching it while my training officer got a haircut. Guys, they're gonna have my paper badge for this.
Quote from Kelso
Officer Kennedy: Why are you in my seat?
Kelso: This automobile has not moved. Wait, you didn't ask me that.
Officer Kennedy: Did you touch anything? Because if you did, you are in big trouble.
Kelso: No, I can assure you, everything is exactly as you left it.
Hyde: [over radio] Hey, Kelso, did you get the cop car back before your boss found out you stole it?
Kelso: Okay, that... I can explain that.
Colette: [sits up] Where am I?
Kelso: I... I can't explain that.