Eric: First one here. Hey, you guys getting in line for Styx tickets, too?
Man #1: Yeah, right.
Man #2: If we weren't late for this party, we'd kick your ass.
Eric: Styx rules.
Man #1: What was that, dork?
Eric: I said enjoy your party.

Kelso: Man, Hyde, this listening pit is an awesome idea. Yeah. You made a place for people to hang out, listen to music, and feel up Angie and stuff.
Hyde: That's not what this pit is for, man. It's for listening to records and feeling up Jackie and stuff.
Jackie: Steven's so innovative. You know, he designed this whole thing from scratch.
Donna: Um... This is exactly Eric's basement.
Jackie: Oh, you're just jealous because Steven's successful and Eric's all bummy.

Kelso: Man, Angie is so awesome and classy. She's like the first page of a Playboy layout. You know, before you see her cans.
Fez: Did you know that all that stuff about those girls is made up? Yeah, they're not really librarians or horse trainers or scientists. They're just whores.

Donna: Okay, look, I'll distract him. Jackie, give me your lipstick.
Jackie: Okay, but you picked a really weird time to get into makeup, Donna.
Fez: I love it when you whore yourself for the good of the group.
Donna: Hey, you. That's, um... That's a sexy milk truck you got there.
Man: Really? Nah.
Donna: Oh, yeah, that big cow on the side is really sexy.
Man: I haven't talked to a woman in four months.
Donna: Oh, come here, big guy.
Jackie: She's hugging him. Okay, come on. Let's grab everything. Hurry up.
Kelso: Or slow down. I'd like to see where this goes.

Donna: I can't believe I had to kiss that milkman.
Jackie: Donna, you've done worse for less.
Donna: Shut up.
Fez: Was it milky?
Donna: Shut up.

Angie Barnett: So, what do you think?
William Barnett: I think I see a lot of records in milk crates. Where are the bins like the other stores have?
Angie Barnett: Dad, I forgot to tell you...
William Barnett: Forgot to tell me what?
Hyde: Uh, what she forgot to tell you was that it was my idea. See, I thought it'd look cool, you know, like we, um, stole them or something.
William Barnett: Well, I don't much like it, but we'll give it a shot. Why is Jackie behind the cash register? Hey, funny girl, get your hands off my money.
Angie Barnett: That was really nice of you.
Hyde: I know, and now you owe me. I want black lights, bigger speakers and a little thing called the five-day weekend.

Kelso: Hey, was Hyde being mean to you? You know, I can't beat him up for you. But I can get Donna to.
Angie Barnett: No, he was great. It's just, I've been waiting for this day my whole life and now I don't know. I don't know what to do with myself.
Kelso: Well, I think that you need to take some time for you, and may I suggest an evening out with Michael Kelso. Dinner, drinks and a ride home not included.
Angie Barnett: I never did have a Thanksgiving dinner.
Kelso: I can buy you a taco. Oh, and then we can celebrate, like the original Thanksgiving, with the pilgrims and the Mexicans.

Eric: Check it out. Jackie's rocking out to Styx.
Jackie: So? Fez was mouthing the words.
Fez: Uh... I thought it was okay now because Hyde was tapping his foot.
Hyde: Whoa, whoa. I was just squashing a bug.
Eric: How about you, Donna? You've been kind of quiet. Are you okay?
Donna: I kissed the milkman.
Kelso: Happy Thanksgiving, Forman.