Donna: All right, why did you choose them over us?
Eric: Is it 'cause I don't have a job?
Donna: Is it because I dyed my hair?
Eric: Look, I don't have a job because Hyde turned me into a burnout.
Donna: And I dyed my hair because Jackie destroyed my self-esteem. Also, I rock as a blonde.
Eric: Are you beginning to see the influence that they have on people? I'm telling you, if you stick with them, your daughter's just gonna be a burnout, low self-esteem lump with no job.
Jackie: All right, you're just trying to make us look bad.
Hyde: Yeah, they're doing a decent job of it.