Kitty: So, anybody hungry?
Hyde: Yeah.
Eric: Yeah, that sounds good.
Red: Starved.
Kitty: Ladies first.
Eric: Or ladies only. [chuckles]
Kitty: Oh, well, um... Well, it's not all for me. I'm eating for two now.
Red, Eric & Hyde: What?
Kitty: I'm pregnant.
Red: Oh, God. No! I mean... great.

Eric: Mom, congratulations. This is awesome. Please, love me the most.
Kitty: Well, you're sure being quiet over there, Red.
Red: I'm soaking in the moment.
Kitty: Okay. I-I know this is unexpected but I just think it's gonna bring us so much happiness, don't you?
Red: Sure. You know how much I love babies.
Kitty: [laughs] Oh, what a day. I am so happy. I'm just- I'm just gonna go throw up.

Jackie: Donna, what is with you?
Donna: Look, I'm sick of covering for your creepy, unnatural relationship. And I shouldn't have to. I mean, Hyde, you and Kelso have been friends forever, and you owe it to him to tell him.
Eric: Yeah, this is way worse than when you stole his headgear and used it to clean out your sink.
Hyde: It's tough love, man.
Donna: You know what? Forget it. You obviously don't care about Kelso or any of the rest of us.
Eric: Yeah, 'cause when this blows up, guess what. We're all screwed.

Kelso: Hey, guys. What you talking about?
Eric & Hyde: [in unison] Indy 500.
Eric: Nice.
Hyde: All right.

Kelso: Hey, can one of you guys give me a ride to the D.M.V. tomorrow? I lost my license in California.
Eric: Sure, Hyde'll take you.
Hyde: What?
Eric: Yeah. It will give you two a chance to catch up. He can tell you how he spent his summer break.
Hyde: Yeah. All right. So what happened to your license, man?
Kelso: Oh, a shark ate it.
Eric: Really? How?
Kelso: Fine. I lost it. You happy now?

Fez: Come on. Move it! Damn! Gentlemen, I'm sorry you had to see my dark side. Please excuse me. I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. Ta-ta.

Jackie: So did you tell Michael yet?
Hyde: Oh, yeah, well, I was gonna, but, um, you know the timing just didn't seem right.
Jackie: Oh, I- I understand. I mean, it's kind of like- it's kind of like setting your hair. If you don't wait long enough, then it's totally flat and like Donna's. But if you wait just the right amount of time, then it's perfect like mine. Steven, are you even listening to me?
Hyde: God help me, I am.
Jackie: Steven. [they kiss]

[As Hyde and Jackie kiss on the Formans' drive way, Eric, Donna and Kelso walk into the kitchen:]
Kelso: So that's what an adulteress is. I always thought that it was a tiny adult.
Eric: [sees Hyde and Jackie] Hey, uh- Hey, buddy, what do you say we take this party back to the living room, huh?
Donna: Um, yeah, that's a good idea.
Kelso: No, but I want a peanut butter and banana- [chuckling] Why is Hyde kissing Jackie? [Eric looks down. Donna shakes her head] What the hell? He's dead.