‘We're Not Gonna Take It’
Season 6, Episode 6 - Aired December 3, 2003
Eric loses his job at the dog food factory after Joanne breaks up with Bob. Meanwhile, Fez and Laurie receive a wedding gift just as Red pushes them to get a divorce.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: All right, Eric, here's the pea soup you ordered.
Eric: You peed in the soup, didn't you?
Kelso: No, I'm done trying to screw you over. It's not your fault you got the job. Some people are busboys, and some people are waiters. And I guess I'm just an extremely... handsome busboy.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Roy, that extremely handsome busboy just broke my heart.
Roy: [eats] I really don't think he peed in the soup, Eric.
Eric: Couldn't you find another waiter job for him? He needs a break. He's got a baby on the way.
Roy: Well, there might be a job opening up 'cause Jeanie said she'd quit if I didn't stop asking her out. Come on, I'm not gonna stop asking her out.
Eric: So look, if I really work hard with Kelso, you'll give him another tryout?
Roy: Sure. [shakes Eric's hand] But I really don't think he can handle it. And my standards for food service are really low. I haven't washed my hands in four days.
[Eric sprays his hand with Lysol]
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Eric, give it up. I'm not gonna be able to do this.
Eric: Hey. Now that's not the Kelso I know. A lot of people said you couldn't fit 73 cherry bombs into a toilet, and who proved them wrong?
Kelso: I did.
Eric: That's right, and a lot of people said you couldn't make out with both of the Ziegler twins in the same night, and who proved them wrong?
Kelso: I did. And I also brushed their mom's boob at a bake sale, so actually, it was a three-fer.
Eric: Exactly. You are Michael Kelso, right? You make the impossible happen.
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Now come on. Let's do this. Okay, ready, get set...
Hyde: [shouts] Kelso!
[Kelso drops all the plates]
Kelso: What?!
Hyde: Good luck.
Quote from Laurie
Laurie: We got another present.
Red: No, no. Don't open it, 'cause we're not keeping it. Whoa. Look at that saw.
Laurie: It's from Billy Schneider down at the hardware store. He's had a crush on me ever since I went ladder shopping in that miniskirt.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: I can't believe that I did it.
Eric: Yeah, I can't believe the glue held.
Kelso: Yeah, super glue kicks ass!
Eric: You know what, Kelso? Your first shift is not gonna go well.
Kelso: Oh, it's gonna be a disaster.
Quote from Fez
Fez: "Warning. Never put metal in the microwave." [scoffs] This isn't metal. It's soup. [electric crackle] Miss Kitty, Eric broke the microwave!