‘Tornado Prom’
Season 4, Episode 15 - Aired February 5, 2002
A tornado hits Point Place on the night of the Snow Prom, leaving most of the gang stuck in the school building. Unaware of the tornado and having forgotten to pick Donna up, Eric travels to the radio station to collect her. Meanwhile, Bob and his girlfriend Joanne take shelter with Red and Kitty in the Formans' basement.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: People of the make-out stairwell, this is your Snow King speaking.
Fez: Boo! Hit the lights, fool!
Kelso: No, th- there's a tornado. Everyone go to the gym. The Snow King has spoken! [people throw stuff at Kelso] All right. That's gross. Who threw the retainer?
Quote from Hyde
Coach Ferguson: You're in big trouble, bud.
Hyde: You should suspend me. I need a vacation.
Kelso: A tornado's coming. It's code red. You know what that means. I think it's serious. [thunderclap]
Coach Ferguson: A tornado? Deadly spirals of wind really freak me out.
Hyde: All right, Coach Girlie. Calm down.
Coach Ferguson: I can't die yet! There's so much I haven't experienced.
Hyde: I bet I know one thing you haven't experienced.
Quote from Red
Red: Okay. No six. No six. And... [rolls dice] six!
Jackie: [whispers] Look, Park Place.
Bob: Ah, Park Place. Pay up.
Kitty: I told you we shouldn't spend all our money on Marvin Gardens.
Red: Oh, and Baltic Avenue was such a help.
Kitty: I bought that with my beauty-contest winnings.
Quote from Red
Joanne: Mmm. Poor Red, losing again. While we have this large housing development that I like to call Joanne Land. [chuckles] Where's Red Land?
Red: I'll tell you where it is. It's right up your-
Kitty: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Man: [on TV] This just in. The National Weather Service has canceled the tornado warning. And updating our top story, a local teen is in critical condition-
[Red folds up the Monopoly board]
Kitty: Oh, game over. Call it a tie.
Bob: A tie? We had all the money.
Red: So? We had the get-out-of-jail-free card. And you can't put a price on freedom.
Kitty: Night, night.