‘The Keg’
Season 1, Episode 6 - Aired October 25, 1998
After Eric and Donna cut class, they find a keg in the middle of the road and decide to host a party in the pool of an unoccupied house.
Quote from Eric
Eric: I stole my dad's tap... [turns around to see Red and Bob with two cops] back from those thieves.
Quote from Bob
Bob: [to Donna] We were worried sick.
Red: [to Eric] You had us driving all over town.
Bob: We missed Rich Man, Poor Man.
Quote from Red
Red: [to Eric] We're not finished with this.
Bob: [to Donna] Neither are we.
Red: Now, you take her home and you wait for me. That's an order.
Bob: Ditto. [Donna walks away] Come here. I can't stay mad at you with that cute face. [hugs Donna]
Red: Get your ugly butt home.
Quote from Red
Red: [slurred] Oh, I love that boy.
Bob: Eric's a good kid.
Red: And that Donna's real sweet, too.
Police Officer: Man, that Donna's real hot.
Bob: Hey, that's my daughter.
Police Officer: I'm just saying that-
Bob: You don't think I know what you're saying.
Red: All right, Bob, it's time to go. We'll just take the- [goes to grab the keg]
Police Officer: Hey, hey, hey. Get out of here!
Red: All right. [takes his beer tap] Fine.