‘The Best Christmas Ever’
Season 1, Episode 12 - Aired December 13, 1998
After skimping on a Christmas tree so he would have money for beer, Eric throws a Christmas party in the basement. Meanwhile, Red works Christmas Eve at Bob's appliance store.
Quote from Eric
Hyde: So what'd you get?
Eric: ID Bracelet.
Hyde: Cool. Is your name on it?
Eric: Yeah. What'd you get?
Hyde: [opens present] Tube socks.
Eric: Good! I mean, tube socks are good.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Thanks for working tonight. Sorry it was a slow night.
Red: No problem.
Bob: Merry Christmas, Red.
Red: Merry Christmas, Bob.
Bob: Now give me a hug.
Red: No, Bob. Really, I'm fine.
Bob: Hey, it's the '70s. Men can hug.
Red: No, Bob, they can't.
Bob: Come on, it's Christmas. [hugs Red] Hey, look, mistletoe. [laughs]