‘That Wrestling Show’
Season 1, Episode 15 - Aired February 7, 1999
After Kitty encourages Red to spend more time with Eric, they both go to a wrestling match featuring Rocky Johnson (Dwayne Johnson). Meanwhile, Midge starts seeing a therapist, and Jackie is taking orders from Kelso since they had sex.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Jackie, what are you doing here? You hate wrestling.
Jackie: Michael likes it, and anything that Michael likes, I like. 'Cause I like Michael.
Kelso: Yeah, that's my girl.
Donna: Oh, barf.
Quote from Bob
Red: Come on, watch your legs.
Bob: Ah, taking the gang to the wrestling matches? [sighs] I guess I'll just sit home alone tonight since Midge is going to some therapy thing. I'll be alone.
Red: Get in the car, Bob.
Quote from Red
Red: This is ridiculous. When we get home tonight you better tell your mother we had a damn good time.
Eric: Well, so far so good.
Red: Yeah, yeah. And now, I gotta go and spend $2 for a 10-cent beer.
Quote from Midge
Midge: I'm telling you, after my therapy session, I felt so loose.
Laurie: Loose is good.
Kitty: If you ask me, we could all do with a little tightening. [laughs]
Midge: And tonight, my therapist is hosting an encounter group but I'm too shy to go alone.
Kitty: Oh, well, too bad.
Midge: Oh, Kitty, please come with me.
Kitty: I don't think so. No, thank you. No.
Midge: You know what this is a lot like? Like when you asked me to help you host the bake sale. Only it's different, because I said yes.
Quote from Red
Red: Okay, what's going on here?
Eric: Okay, you see the guy getting in the ring? That's Rocky Johnson. Man, he's the best.
Red: The best? They're not even fighters. I mean, it's all tricks. I could get up there right now and- Goddamn, he dropped that guy right on his head!
Eric: Yeah!
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Good evening, sir. I would like a refreshing cola, please.
Fez: [o.s.] And get me a beer, son.
Hyde: Okay, Dad, sure. And a beer for my dad. You're not gonna get me that beer, are you?
Fez: [deep voice] What seems to be the problem, son?
Quote from Eric
Red: Eric, go in there and get your autograph.
Eric: No way, Dad. The sign says, "wrestlers only."
Red: So?
Eric: So, that's a rule. As I remember, a great man once said to me: "If we were to break the rules "the world would just be filled with tree-climbing crapflingers."
Red: [sighs] Yeah. Yeah. Follow me. You want your autograph or not?