Midge: I have this married friend. And she's about to throw everything away because she's attracted to a much younger man.
Kitty: It's Stella.
Midge: No.
Kitty: Oh, I knew that Stella was open for business.
Midge: It's not Stella.
Kitty: Well, do I know her?
Midge: Yes. Very well. [nods]
Kitty: Oh, Midge. Does Bob know?
Midge: Yeah. And he doesn't know what to do. Kitty, I don't know what to do.
Kitty: Midge. Listen. I think your friend should think about all the people she's gonna hurt and tell this younger man - whoever he is, I don't wanna know - that it has to stop.
Midge: Thank you. I just hope my friend takes your advice.
Kitty: I'm sure your friend will. [giggles]
Kitty & Midge: [inner monologue] Younger man? Wonder what that's like.

Bob: Oh, just curious. What's the word on that Hyde kid?
Red: Steven? Ah, he's a little rebellious. He just needs some direction.
Bob: Apparently, he's getting it, Red. I, uh... I kind of walked into your living room and he and Kitty were in some sort of provocative embrace. I think he was putting the moves on your wife.
Red: Oh, my God. Now I've got to kill him. Get your deer rifle, Bob.
Bob: Hold on, Red. I could've been mistaken.
Red: You know what you saw. Get the damn gun.
Bob: Maybe she was choking, you know, on some food or something.
Red: I can't take that chance. What choice do I have as a man?
Bob: Come on, Red. They could've been dancing. Jeez, I'm sure she was teaching him dancing 'cause they were all going to that disco. [chuckles]
Red: Dancing, huh?
Bob: Yeah.
Red: Jeez, Bob that would be downright... logical. Good thing I didn't shoot him. [stares at Bob]

Eric: Hey, um, do you recall that night we crossed the Rio Grande?
Donna: What?
Eric: I can see it in your eyes.
Donna: What are you talking about?
Eric: How proud you were to fight For freedom in this land-
Donna: Shut up. Don't.
Eric: [sings and dances] There was something in the air that night The stars were bright [Donna covers Eric's mouth] Fernando [talks] I'm sorry. I hate dance music.
Donna: Why did you go?
Eric: I like you.
Donna: So, you're in like with me?
Eric: Donna, I'm in... [kisses Donna] I can't dance.
Donna: You'll learn. [sings] There was something in the air that night The stars were bright I really want to kiss you again. Fernando [talks] Shut up and dance. [sings and dances] They were shining there for you and me
Both: [sing] And liberty, Fernando Though I never thought that we could lose There's no regret If I could do the same again I would, my friend, Fernando If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, Fernando

Eric: Come on, are you guys crazy? I mean, a disco? No way.
Donna: I don't know. It might be kind of fun to go dancing.
Eric: Or we could go.

Eric: Excuse me, what are you doing?
Donna: Looking at Kelso's cards.
Eric: That's cheating.
Jackie: [o.s.] Eric, we can't find the popcorn!
Eric: Donna, why don't you take a look at my cards? Then you won't have to wait for me to leave.
Donna: No.
Eric: Come on, take a look. Tell me what I have, you cheater.
Donna: You've got nothing.
Eric: Yeah, but I'm gonna bluff. So, watch out.

Eric: Dad, I want to talk to you about my curfew on Saturday. We're going to a disco in Kenosha.
Kitty: Oh, dancing in Kenosha, that's quite a drive. [laughs]
Eric: Can I push my curfew to 2:00?
Kitty: Mmm.
Eric: Or 1:30?
Kitty: Mmm.
Eric: Or 1:00?
Kitty: Done. [laughs]

Hyde: Man, I can't believe you and Jackie are dragging everybody to the disco. It's so sad.
Kelso: No, I'm just going to meet Kenosha chicks. I'm breaking up with Jackie.
Fez: Oh, get a tall chick. Because you and Jackie look so silly together.

Kitty: Okay, now, that was good. Okay, let's try it again. Okay, now, left, right, left turn, and step. Okay.
Hyde: I can't keep up with the music, Mrs. Forman.
Kitty: Now, let's not get discouraged. All right. I am just gonna turn this music off. [laughs] Now you follow me. Okay, you can do this. Okay. Left, right, left turn and step. [laughs] Ooh, okay. No. Look at me, not at your feet. [laughs] Okay, you know what now, put your arm around me. A little bit lower. Put your hand in the small of my back. Feel how you can guide me?
Hyde: Yeah.
Kitty: Okay, left- You're leading. [laughs] Okay, now, tell me where to move with your hands. Uh-huh. Left, right, left turn, uh-uh, okay, eye contact in the turn. Okay, okay... and dip. [Kitty falls over] Okay, now, let's just do it again.

Bob: Hello? Anybody home? I'm bringing back your thermos.
[Bob walks in on Hyde "dipping" Kitty as they practice dancing]
Kitty: Oh, put your hand there. That's perfect. [giggles] You are better than Red.
[As Bob moves away from the living room door, Kitty and Hyde come into the kitchen]
Kitty: Oh, I am exhausted. That is sweaty work.
Hyde: Mrs. Forman, I would really appreciate it if maybe we didn't tell anybody about what we're doing here.
Kitty: Oh, mum is the word. [mimes zipping lips shut] Tomorrow after school, okay?
Hyde: Thanks.
Kitty: And, Steven, you were good.

Kelso: Jackie, where'd you go?
Jackie: I had to get something for you to bite on 'cause I told everyone you were having a seizure.