Kelso: Hey, Hyde.
Hyde: Why are you smiling?
Kelso: I don't know. Talk to Angie today?
Hyde: No!
Kelso: Oh, yeah! I have officially nailed everyone in this room's sister.

Eric: Oh, hey, Hyde, how's it going with the store and Kelso nailing your sister?
Angie Barnett: Steven, stop turning the Pat Boone albums into Pat Boner albums.
Hyde: Okay, you need to stop sleeping with Kelso, okay? It's embarrassing. And if you catch something, we don't have medical.
Angie Barnett: It's not embarrassing. He really likes me, and I really like him.
Hyde: You don't even know him. You do realize he has a really bad track record with women, right? Look, I just don't want to see you get hurt.
Angie Barnett: Oh, my God. That's so sweet. I finally feel like I have a brother.
Eric: Oh, Hyde has a sister... who got nailed by Kelso.

Fez: Hey, Eric, what do you do when you have two pieces of wood and want them to stick together?
Eric: Oh, you nail it. It's easy, it's kind of like how Kelso nailed Hyde's sister.
Fez: But I don't know if I can find a piece of wood that's as slutty as Hyde's sister.
Hyde: You guys been working on this a while?
Eric: About as long as Kelso's been working on your sister.

Jackie: Stop it. Stop it. Everybody stop it. Steven, don't listen to them. Okay, I knew you were having a hard time, so I baked you these cookies.
Hyde: Oh. [bites cookie] Ow!
Jackie: Are they no good?
Hyde: No, no, they're good. I'll just suck on them.
Jackie: Oh, forget it, I've ruined them. They didn't make you feel better at all.
Eric: Oh, hey, Jackie, you know who did feel better? Hyde's sister after Kelso nailed her.
Hyde: Give me those. [throws cookies at Eric]

Kelso: [through door] Hey, Angie. After you close up do you want to watch me eat a pizza?
Angie Barnett: Look, Michael, I'm not sure we should see each other again. A lot of people have told me you're not very serious about the women you date. A lot of people. A lot, a lot. Everybody.
Kelso: Okay, here's the thing about those stories. They're all true. I've made a lot of mistakes in my past, okay? And I could tell you that I've changed but I would rather just show you. So why don't we start off slow as friends?
[cut to Kelso and Angie in bed again:]
Kelso: My other friends do not let me do that.
Angie Barnett: Just do me one favor?
Kelso: Anything.
Angie Barnett: Just don't tell Hyde.
Kelso: No, I gotta tell Hyde.