‘Stone Cold Crazy’
Season 8, Episode 5 - Aired November 30, 2005
As Donna decides to take some risque pictures to send to Eric, Kitty tries to make herself more appealing to Red. Meanwhile, Fez and Jackie become roommates. [Guest star: Don Knotts]
Quote from Fez
Fez: Caroline, you look good. Not quite so... nuts.
Caroline: Yeah, I'm doing much better thanks to my therapist. And my meds. And some good old-fashioned... [imitates buzzing] Electricity. But there is one thing about me that hasn't changed.
Randy: Is it that you can still spin your head all the way around?
Caroline: [screams] No! It's that I still have a thirst for hot chocolate, you know what I mean.
Fez: I do. I still have a thirst for crazy, medicated white women.
Caroline: So, uh, maybe I could come over tonight? I mean, if there are no other women in your life, 'cause I couldn't handle that.
Hyde: No, the only other women in Fez's life are in his head. But you must know about that. You got a cast of thousands up there.
Caroline: [screams] Shut up!
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Hey, Donna. [giggles]
Donna: What is so funny?
Hyde: Guess I'm just a happy guy.
Leo: Hey, it's the naked lady from the newspaper!
Donna: Okay, here it comes.
Hyde: Uh, I have just one question for you. Does my wife know you were licking her boots?
Quote from Leo
Donna: Okay, just tell me where the pictures are.
Leo: Hey, not to worry. I hid them in a Barry White album.
Donna: Great. Where's that?
Leo: You'll have to ask the guy who bought it. Duh.
Quote from Kitty
Red: Oh, crap, did we blow a fuse again? Kitty? What are you doing?
Kitty: Making your day, sailor. And step, dip, hair, flip.
Red: Kitty, watch the candles! Oh, my God. Your hair is on fire!
Kitty: What? Am I out?