‘Spread Your Wings’
Season 8, Episode 13 - Aired March 16, 2006
Hyde tries to recover a stash he hid in Eric's bedroom as Red and Kitty redecorate. Fez falls for a co-worker at the salon. Meanwhile, Donna's friends discover she has been going out with Randy.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Look, I like Hilary, and I was afraid that if she knew the real Fez that she wouldn't like me, so I created a new Fez. A better Fez. I call this Fez "Work Fez." You should see me down there.
[fantasy:]
Fez: Okay, let's do this!
Issac Hayes: [sings] Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man
Backing Singers: Fez
Fez: You're damn right.
Issac Hayes: Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
Kitty: Fez
Fez: Right on.
Isaac Hayes: Yo, they say this cat Fez is a bad mother...
Backing Singers: Shut your mouth
Isaac Hayes: I'm talking about Fez
Backing Singers: And we can dig it
Isaac Hayes: He's a complicated man and no one understands him but his woman
Backing Singers: Work Fez
[reality:]
Kitty: I wondered why the last time I came in you said my hair looked Blackalicious.
Quote from Red
Red: Hey, Steven. How about taking a ride with me down to the lumberyard before they close?
Hyde: No, I'm good.
Red: Nah, you're coming. See, I know that you hid dope up here. And if you found it while I was gone, I'd miss that pathetic look on your face when I flush it down the toilet.
Hyde: You're a real messed-up dude.
Red: Yeah. Come on.
Quote from Fez
Fez: So, when are you and I gonna go out and put the fever back in Saturday night? Or Thursday, whenever you're free.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Thanks a lot, Jackie. Now Hilary thinks I'm a crazy, self-loving pervert.
Jackie: Well, she was gonna think that eventually.
Quote from Red
Red: Hey, Donna. Come here and take a look at this sewing table. It's even got a cup-holder, like Kitty asked. You know, that Randy is a pretty sharp kid. He build this thing in two days. The only thing Eric ever made was this crappy birdhouse.
Donna: Oh, yeah. He was always too afraid to use the drill so he just painted the hole on there.
Red: Yeah, and one by one, an entire family of bluebirds flew to their deaths. [puts birdhouse in trash can]
Donna: Mr. Forman, what would you think if I hypothetically, possibly, maybe started dating a new guy?
Red: I'd say I think you can do whatever the hell you want. My dumbass son broke up with you. You gotta have your own life. I have absolutely no problem with you dating Randy.
Donna: What, you know about that?
Red: Oh, come on. Your eyes nearly popped out of your head when you saw him in that tool belt.
Donna: Okay, cool. It really means a lot to me that you guys are okay with this.
Red: No, no, no. Wait, no. I'm okay. For the love of God, don't tell Kitty. I'd have to make her a bigger cup-holder!
Quote from Donna
Randy: Wow. I didn't think I was gonna like Kramer vs. Kramer. But that's back when I thought we were gonna watch it.
Donna: Yeah, for a PG movie there's a lot of sexual content.
Randy: You know, I have noticed something about you. You only like to make out in secret, dark places.
Donna: What? What are you talking about?
Randy: Yesterday, you drove me a half a mile into the woods. I've never dated an Italian girl. I thought I was gonna get whacked.
Donna: Well, it's just... Okay, I'm a little nervous about telling my friends about us.
Randy: Come on. What's the worst thing that could happen if we told them?
Donna: Okay, let me put it this way. Two years ago, I walked into the basement and my jeans had a hole in the butt. To this day they call me Poopchute Sally.
Randy: [chuckles] Poopchute Sally?
Donna: Okay, let's go, I don't want to run into anyone after the movie.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: I can't get over Donna and Randy making out like that. It was all broad shoulders and blond hair. I could barely tell which one was the boy.
Fez: They should save that passion for her bedroom, where I have a better view.
Hyde: I thought it was like watching Donna make out with Forman, except Randy wasn't constantly saying, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, oh, oh, well, I want to get to the fabric store before Mary's quilting club shows up. Those fat cows think they own the remnant box.
Quote from Donna
Jackie: Oh! Hey, it's Donna and Randy. Where have you guys been, Donna and Randy?
Donna: Oh. Well, I was at the park, where I was practicing my violin for a family of ducks.
Randy: I was at home.
Donna: Huh. That's simple.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Really? 'Cause, you know, we went to see Kramer vs. Kramer, but instead we saw Randy's hand versus Donna's bra strap.
Hyde: I believe it was directed by Francis Ford Cop-A-Feel.
Jackie: Donna. Why didn't you just tell us you were going out with Randy?
Donna: I don't know. It was just, you know... You guys are friends with Eric and I didn't know what you'd think.
Fez: I'm happy for you.
Hyde: Yeah, man, whatever.
Jackie: Yeah, I think it's great. I mean, you finally found a guy who is stronger than you, and that's hard to do.