Donna: Mrs. Forman, please. I just came over here to tell you that this whole thing with Randy, it was all a huge mistake.
Kitty: Oh, Donna, I am so happy to hear you say that!
Donna: So are you and I okay?
Kitty: Of course we are! [they hug] Oh, I never really saw you with Randy anyway. He is awful handsome.
Donna: Oh. No. We're still together, it's just that we won't kiss in front of you any more. And for the record, I could get any guy I want. I am damn hot. You should hear the disgusting things construction workers say they want to do to me.

William Barnett: Hey, there, Steven.
Hyde: Hey, man, how was Clapton?
William Barnett: Great. Hey, got you a t-shirt.
Hyde: Oh. "I love Chicago."
William Barnett: Yeah, I didn't remember till I got to the airport.

Fez: I have a confession to make, too. I broke your toilet seat trying to re-heat some pizza.
Leo: Yeah, and I peed in your pool.
Jackie: Leo, you weren't even at the party.
Leo: I know. That's why I peed in his pool.