Randy: See these guys over there? They think Leo is an Allman Brother.
Hyde: Why would they think that?
Randy: I told them!
Kelso: Whoa, Leo is an Allman Brother?
Randy: No, man. We were overstocked with Allman Brothers albums. So I figured meeting one of the guys from the band would put people in a buying mood. And it totally worked.
Hyde: And Leo's up for this?
Randy: Oh, he has no idea what's going on. I mean, at all. He's really out of it.
Hyde: You know, now that you mention it, if we give him a hat and some sunglasses, we could probably use him to move some ZZ Top.
Randy: Yeah. Your friend here might be pretty enough to pass off as Cher.
Kelso: Yeah. That's not a bad idea, Andy Gibb.

Leo: Hey, guys, guess what? One of the Allman Brothers is here.

Kitty: Oh, good. You're both here. We want to talk to you about your marriage.
Red: Steven, I've come to think of you as a son, and so I want to give you some honest, heartfelt advice. Get your head out of your ass.

Kitty: Steven, how could you get married and not remember? It's not like forgetting where you left your keys, or where you parked your car, or... Your 10th anniversary.

Hyde: I don't know what happened. I mean, Samantha and I hung out for three weeks, and then one night we got really drunk, and I remember waking up with a killer hangover thinking I better get out of Vegas before I do something stupid. So close.

Kelso: Where's the stripper? There she is! There's a stripper in the kitchen! Am I yelling? I can't help it! Oh, Hyde, you married a stripper! I love you so much, man!

Hyde: I left you in charge and you turned my store into a hippie den for your stoner friends?
Leo: That's not true, man. I don't know any of these people.
Hyde: Leo, I am not in the mood for this today. Just get these people out of here, all right? I'll be in my office. Leo, there's an orgy in my office! I can't tell the boys from the girls, it's hair everywhere!
Kelso: Man. This is no way to spend Rosh Hashanah.

Donna: I can't believe Hyde. I mean, he completely broke Jackie's heart. Who just goes and marries a stripper?
Fez: What are you, dense? Anybody who can, that's who.

Jackie: Okay, get dressed. We're going out. But it doesn't really matter what you wear, because everyone's gonna be looking at me. But don't wear that.
Donna: Whoa, Jackie. After everything you've been through with Hyde, you come here and insult me? You're all better!

Kitty: Red, I'm not sure how I feel about having a stripper stay in our home. It's... What's the word? An abomination!
Red: I don't think Steven even knew what he was doing when he married her. It sounds like he was as schnockered as you were on St. Patrick's Day.
Kitty: Okay, well, that green punch sneaks right up on you. I think Steven has made a huge mistake.
Red: But what are we gonna do? Kick Sam out?
Kitty: Oh, we will do no such thing. You will.
Red: Oh, fine. But the next time you hit a deer, you're the one putting it out of its misery with a tire iron.