‘Red Fired Up’
Season 2, Episode 24 - Aired May 8, 2000
Red and Eric bond at work over their shared frustration with their lackadaisical colleague. Meanwhile, Kelso decides to commit to a relationship with Laurie.
Quote from Red
Earl: Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late, Red. My dog got hit by a car. I had to rush him to the vet.
Red: Earl. Your dog got hit on Tuesday, too. How dumb is that dog?
Quote from Donna
Donna: Hey, Kelso. How's it going?
Kelso: How's it going? Great. Just 'cause a guy shoots hoops by himself doesn't mean he's lonely. No, far from it.
Donna: Okay, that's good.
Kelso: Hey, Donna? Um... You know, all this talk about being lonely kind of reminds me of me, you know?
Donna: Kelso, are you gonna get all emotional? 'Cause just 'cause I'm a girl doesn't mean I won't totally make fun of you.
Kelso: Fair enough.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: I know I keep things bottled up, but, you know, underneath this cool exterior, there's a really sad human being.
Donna: My God. This is about Jackie.
Kelso: Yes. All right. What gave it away?
Donna: The fact that it's all you ever talk about, you stupid dillhole. Look, Kelso, you've got to get it through your head. Jackie is not coming back to you.
Kelso: Why?
Donna: Because you slept with someone else!
Kelso: Yeah, like, a month ago. God!