Eric: Hey, guys. I got news. Turns out Stacey doesn't even like me.
Kelso: Yeah, we kind of expected that.
Hyde: I thought you said you had news.
Eric: Well, yeah. Here it comes. She likes Red.
Kelso: Oh!
Donna: Oh, my God!
Kelso: Oh. You're gonna have to leave town!
Eric: Why?
Kelso: Oh, 'cause we're gonna tell everyone! [guffaws]

Man: [on TV] And now back to Night of the Living Dead.
[dream sequence:]
Red: Is everything okay over there, Stacey?
Stacey: [without turning around] Come here, Mr. Forman. I wanna show you something. [turns around]
Red: Holy crap! You're a zombie!
Stacey: [voice deepens] I want Red. [Red screams]
Kitty: [gasps] Red! How could you?
Red: She's a sexy zombie! She overpowered me!
Kitty: I knew I couldn't trust you, you cheater!
Red: Kitty! [screams] [cries]
[Red wakes up:]
Red: What the hell was that?

Donna: It was Jackie.
Jackie: It was Donna.
Donna: Fez, she wouldn't let her pee or eat.
Jackie: Donna called her Sasquatch.
Donna: That was you too!

Kelso: Man, look at all this stuff. I just realized how happy I am not to be a girl.
Eric: Well, that should have happened at a much younger age.
[Hyde wakes up with make-up on his face]
Hyde: How long was I out?
Donna: Long enough.
Hyde: You guys wanna get a burger?
Eric: Out in public? Okay, I'll drive.
Kelso: I'll buy.