Kelso Quote #551
Quote from Kelso in Join Together
Kelso: Look, Hyde, I know you don't wanna tell Jackie that you're sorry, but come on, there's gotta be some things that you did that you wish you hadn't done. Like that time that you told me to eat that stuff, and I didn't know what it was. And then you licked your lips and you rubbed your stomach and you were like, "Mmm, it's really good, Kelso." And then I ate it and then I wished I hadn't have done that.
Hyde: Yeah, well... Maybe with Jackie I was sort of impetuous and maybe a little rash. Now, see, that's something that Jackie ought to know.
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Kelso: Hyde says that he was sort of infectious and he has a rash.
Jackie: What?
Kelso: I'm just telling you what he said.
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‘Join Together’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Why would you throw away the list of all the food the doctor said we couldn't have in the house?
Red: Kitty, did you look at that list? If I had known what I was coming home to after my heart attack, I would've walked straight into that bright light and never looked back.
Kitty: Oh, come on. It can't be that bad. I'll do it with you. 'Cause what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Eric: Actually, Mom, Dad's the gander. The male goose. So it would be "what's good for the gander is good for the goose." So, let's take a gander at what you're giving up with the gander. [chuckles] That's how you do that.
Okay. "Potato chips, other salty snacks."
Kitty: Good advice. That doctor obviously knows what he's talking about.
Eric: "Butter, heavy cream, cheese."
Kitty: Gone, makes a lot of sense.
Eric: "Alcoholic beverages."
Kitty: Okay, that doctor's a quack.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: All right, Donna, put your chair here. I wanna get Steven's attention, and with you next to me I'll look like a tiny porcelain doll.
Donna: You know, Jackie, some people actually find me to be of normal height.
Jackie: Sure, if they're green and jolly.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Just your luck, Forman. You're about to turn 18 and there's gonna be no hooch left in the house to steal. [Red and Kitty look at Hyde] I mean avoid. Do homework next to. Pray near. Come on!