Kelso Quote #545
Quote from Kelso in The Kids Are Alright
Kelso: Hey, Jackie, you wanna see something hot? Watch me drink raw eggs.
Jackie: Oh, Michael...
Kelso: Jackie, hold on. I'm drinking my eggs.
Jackie: No, Michael...
Kelso: Jackie, whatever it is, I'm sure it can wait until after I drink my eggs!
Jackie: Fine.
Kelso: [drinks] Now, what is so important?
Jackie: You're allergic to eggs!
Kelso: [chuckles] Oh, man, I am.
Jackie: Yeah.
Kelso: [chuckles] Yeah, I gotta go to the hospital.
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