Kelso Quote #544
Quote from Kelso in The Kids Are Alright
Kelso: Yeah, it's a sweatband. I'm wearing sweatbands now.
Hyde: What are you doing?
Kelso: Well, police academy starts in a week, so I gotta get in shape. So I'm eating raw eggs, like Rocky.
Hyde: Kelso, Rocky ate raw eggs 'cause he was training for a fight. If he was training to be a cop, he'd just flunk out of high school and grow a bad mustache.
Kelso: Oh, I'm growing the bad mustache.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Kids Are Alright’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: Okay, here you go. Egg whites only. No yolks, they're bad for you.
Red: But the yellow part is the baby bird. That's the part I wanna eat.
Kitty: Sorry. Too much cholesterol. Which also means no bacon. Just good old heart-healthy ham.
Eric: Mmm. Bacon. That is so good. That is so much better than ham.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Oh, my God, Donna. Madison has a course called "The Social Significance of Jedi Culture."
Quote from Eric
Doctor: [to Red] What you need to do is focus on things that make you happy.
Eric: Okay, but I don't know where we're gonna find a boatload of dead commies.