Fez Quote #985
Quote from Fez in Celebration Day
Fez: Hey, stop it. Would you please put aside your differences and go camping with me? We only have a few hours left together.
Hyde: Fine. I'll go for you.
Fez: Good. Now, I am off to spend the rest of my American money on candy and porno.
Donna: But, Fez-
Fez: I said candy and porno.
Features in the collection: Fez: I Said Good Day.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Fez: I Said Good Day’
Quote from Fez in The Promise Ring
Fez: [shouts] Hello, ladies!
Hyde: No, man, that's not how you do it. You gotta be aloof.
Fez: Did you just call me a "loof"? Because if so, I'll have to kick you in your 'nads.
Hyde: No, man. Aloof. Distant. Zen.
Fez: Well, that's not what loof means in my language.
Hyde: Look, I don't care what you think it means, that's what it means here.
Fez: You're the loof.
Hyde: Fez, it's not-
Fez: I said loof!
Quote from Fez in Fez Dates Donna
[Eric and Donna kiss]
Fez: Excuse me. Our date is not over. Now, good day, sir.
Eric: But, Fez-
Fez: I said good day.
Eric: Fez, I'm not going anywhere.
Fez: Fine. Then good day. [walks away]
Donna: Fez.
Fez: I said good day!
‘Celebration Day’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: [plays guitar and sings] Something touched me deep inside The day that Hyde died So bye-bye, Mr Steven Hyde I'm a hottie and you're nottie Jackie's gonna be mine She likes my brunette Likes not your curly ass twine Oh, Jackie Burkhart, you are so fine [talks] I wrote that just for you, Jackie.
Hyde: He didn't write that. He ripped it off from "American Pie."
Kelso: Nah-uh. The "American Pie" guy ripped me off.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Ah, my last American Popsicle washed down by my last American grape soda.
Hyde: Fez, it's sad you're getting deported, but this "last American" crap's getting annoying.
Fez: Ah, my last American chance to annoy you.
Eric: Hey. Come on, Fez. Look on the bright side. I mean, we graduate tomorrow. You go to your country with a high school diploma they'll probably make you, like, head medicine man or something.
Fez: Eric, there is no bright side about going back to a place where people are outnumbered by lizards.
Kelso: I'm gonna miss you, man. When you get there, can you mail me a lizard?
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Hey, guys, I made a decision.
Kelso: So who's it gonna be? "Tall and hot" or "short and kosher"?
Hyde: Would you shut the hell up and let her talk?
Jackie: Okay, look. I had to ask myself a really hard question. Who do I love most? And the answer was so obvious. It was staring me in the face the whole time. The person I love most is me. I love me most.
Hyde: You choose you?
Jackie: Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.
Kelso: Wait, what... So where does that leave us?
Jackie: I'll figure that out after I spend the summer by the pool. I feel this would be a lot clearer when I'm much tanner.