Fez Quote #481
Quote from Fez in Nobody's Fault But Mine
Mitch: Hey, Fez. I'm here to get my license.
Fez: Oh, hello, Mitch. I'm here to tell you that you will get... nothing!
Mitch: Okay, I know we had our problems in wood shop, but for the hundredth time, I'm sorry I sat on your spice rack.
Fez: You're sorry? You should see my kitchen. There's spices everywhere. It's anarchy.
Mitch: Dude, you're getting hysterical like a woman.
Fez: Well, if you mean that I am artistic and sensitive and cry every time that I watch Love Story, then, yes, I am like a woman. Now begone!
Mitch: You know, I could make it worth your while if you would just give me the license. I'm the editor of the school paper. Can you imagine this headline? "Foreign Kid Actually Cool." 'Course, I'd have to retract it the next day, because... Well, come on.
Fez: Here's a headline for you: "Short Kid Takes Long Walk." [places "window closed" sign and ducks behind counter]
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Kelso: Okay. If you had bad news that could hurt someone that you cared about, what would you do?
Donna: Kelso, just leave the poor girl an anonymous note and tell her she needs a shot of penicillin.
Kelso: Donna. Okay. Someone I know cheated on someone else I know.
Donna: Did Eric cheat on me? I will snap that little monkey like a twig!