Red Quote #514
Quote from Red in Nobody's Fault But Mine
Red: Well, if it isn't the lovebirds. So, lovebirds, how are the big wedding plans coming along?
Eric: Well, I've decided to be the groom and, uh, Donna's gonna go with bride.
Red: Well, your mom and I have made some plans too. We figure since we're already giving you a graduation party, why not make it a wedding party, too?
Donna: Wait, graduation? That's in a week. Which is like-
Eric: Seven days.
Donna: I know how long a week is.
Eric: I know you know.
Red: Well, what's the matter? You two lovebirds still wanna get married, don't you? I mean, heck, it'd be a real shame if you chickened out. Then you'd be a couple of love chickens. [chuckles]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Nobody's Fault But Mine’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Well, how are you the morning?
Kitty: Well, my baby boy's still engaged. My hot flashes are back, so I feel like I'm standing in a pool of burning lava. They don't make a pill for menopause, so I took a Flintstone vitamin. And when you take a pill shaped like Barney Rubble, it's pretty obvious the freaking thing ain't gonna work!
Quote from Eric
Eric: Wow, nothing hits the spot after an hour and a half of passion like chili cheese fries.
Quote from Donna
Kelso: Okay. If you had bad news that could hurt someone that you cared about, what would you do?
Donna: Kelso, just leave the poor girl an anonymous note and tell her she needs a shot of penicillin.
Kelso: Donna. Okay. Someone I know cheated on someone else I know.
Donna: Did Eric cheat on me? I will snap that little monkey like a twig!