Red Quote #513

Quote from Red in Nobody's Fault But Mine

Kitty: Well, next fall, you'll get your wish. Eric will be in college, and then the whole house will be empty.
Red: That's right. We're only one good-bye away from heaven.
Laurie: Mommy, Daddy, I'm home.
Red: We gotta start locking that door.

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 ‘Nobody's Fault But Mine’ Quotes

Quote from Kitty

Red: Well, how are you the morning?
Kitty: Well, my baby boy's still engaged. My hot flashes are back, so I feel like I'm standing in a pool of burning lava. They don't make a pill for menopause, so I took a Flintstone vitamin. And when you take a pill shaped like Barney Rubble, it's pretty obvious the freaking thing ain't gonna work!

Quote from Eric

Eric: Wow, nothing hits the spot after an hour and a half of passion like chili cheese fries.

Quote from Donna

Kelso: Okay. If you had bad news that could hurt someone that you cared about, what would you do?
Donna: Kelso, just leave the poor girl an anonymous note and tell her she needs a shot of penicillin.
Kelso: Donna. Okay. Someone I know cheated on someone else I know.
Donna: Did Eric cheat on me? I will snap that little monkey like a twig!