Fez: Now, has any of you ever had a dream where you were with the opposite of a girl?
Kelso: Like two girls? Sure.
Fez: No. See, I had a dream and it was erotic and it was about Kelso.
Donna: What?
Eric: Wow! Wow!
Donna: That is awesome! Fez, you gotta tell us about this dream.
Kelso: Wh- No, you don't gotta. Look at him! He's undressing me with his eyes right now!
Fez: You undressed yourself, you son of a bitch!

Eric: Fez. Tell us what happened. And- And don't be afraid to use colorful words like "sweaty" or "fondle" or "forbidden." Go ahead.
Fez: Well... Kelso was a nurse. And there was sponging.
Kelso: Oh!
Fez: But, hey, maybe- maybe the dream continued, and we went to find some girls.
Kelso: Well, did it continue?
Fez: No! What could this mean?
Kelso: Well, isn't it obvious? It means that I'm gay!

Kelso: Jackie, I need to talk to you. Something happened that could tear apart the group.
Jackie: I don't care. Okay? You have to go right now.
Kelso: Jackie, Fez had a sex dream about me.
Jackie: You poor baby!
Kelso: What if he's in love with me? I don't know that I can return those feelings.
Jackie: No, of course you can't.
Kelso: I mean, sure, he's super cool and he's good looking and we have a ton in common. But I can't...
Jackie: I know. I know, baby. I know.
Kelso: I just wonder what I did to make this happen. I mean, should I have tried to be less desirable?
Jackie: Michael, the beautiful cannot be held responsible for the havoc our looks create.
Kelso: That's true.