Kitty Quote #494
Quote from Kitty in No Quarter
Red: Why do you have money? What'd you do, mug a Girl Scout? [chuckles]
Eric: No, I've been selling my albums.
Kitty: Oh, I hope you didn't sell that "Froggy Went A-courtin"' record. You know, when we were toilet-training Eric I'd say, "Does someone need to go a-courtin'?" And he would just run straight off and make a jobby. [laughs]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘No Quarter’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: You know, it occurs to me that since I paid the allowance that bought those records in the first place, that money's mine.
Eric: Well, it occurs to me that possession is 9/10ths of the law.
Red: Keep up with the smart mouth, and my foot will be 9/10ths of the way up your ass.
Hyde: You know, Forman, you should write a book: Things My Father Threatened To Put In My Ass. "Chapter One: His Foot." I'd buy that.
Quote from Red
Bob: Here you go. One general-issue military cot slightly used from my days in the National Guard.
Red: Well, it's good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night's sleep while I was in the South Pacific dodging bullets and using coral as toilet paper!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Jackie, I thought you were gonna put everything away.
Jackie: I did. The hardest thing was finding room for my shoes. But then I realized I could just fit them inside your shoes.