Red Quote #469
Quote from Red in Misty Mountain Hop
Jackie: My dad is broke. I mean, in fact, the bank foreclosed on our ski cabin. Everything's gotta be moved out this weekend and it's all up to me. And I'm just so very small. [looks to Red]
Red: Well, I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to.
Kitty: Too late. Already packed an overnight bag.
Red: Kitty, why is it we always do what you wanna do and never do what I wanna do?
Kitty: It's in the Bible. [laughs]
Eric: Well, have a fun weekend, Pops.
Red: Oh, you're coming too, pal. And there's gonna be heavy lifting. You better bring Donna.
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‘Misty Mountain Hop’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kitty: Steven, what's in the bag?
Kelso: The Packers winning next year's Super Bowl. That's what's in the bag.
Red: Is that what I think it is?
Kelso: If you mean paprika, yes, sir.
Kitty: Honey- Honey, paprika is red.
Kelso: If you mean green paprika, yes, sir!
Red: Green paprika?!
Kelso: Hyde, what am I looking for here?
Hyde: Oregano.
Kelso: If you mean oregano, yes, sir!
Quote from Red
Red: What's going on?
Kelso: Oh, just a classic case of hand stuck in vase.
Red: Well, get it off, or you'll have a classic case of foot stuck in ass.
Quote from Hyde
Jackie: Oh, God. Steven, you know what? I thought you finally understood what being a couple was about.
Hyde: Well, what is being a couple? It's all about give-and-take, yin and yang. It's a philosophical paradox like a tree falling in the forest with no one around to hear it. Does it make a noise? Who's to say?
Jackie: Okay. You're just confusing me.
Hyde: You see? It's murky. That's what I'm up against.
Jackie: Oh, my God. What a load of crap!
Hyde: Who's to say what crap is?