Fez Quote #407
Quote from Fez in The Girl I Love
Kelso: So the missus took you out for some girl fun, huh?
Fez: See, Donna is hot, but she is mean. My girlfriend Nina? Just hot.
Hyde: You know, Fez, you talk a lot about this Nina chick, but none of us have ever seen her.
Eric: Yeah, we're actually starting to suspect that she is some creepy alter-ego you visit late at night in front of the mirror.
Fez: Oh, no, I don't do that anymore. But Nina is the real deal. Kelso saw her at the D.M.V.
Kelso: Uh, there were a lot of girls there. She could have been the one with the lazy eye that does the vision test.
Fez: Lazy-eye Lizzie? No way. She wouldn't even look at me.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Girl I Love’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Kitty? I know this change of life has upset you but we just bought wine the other day. What are you doing, brushing your teeth with the stuff?
Kitty: Red, it's not for me. Well, this one is. We're having a dinner party tomorrow night.
Red: No, can't do it. Battle of the Network Stars is on! See, once a year, they make TV stars compete at things they're not good at. I look forward all season to watching Ed Asner try to paddle a canoe. Makes me feel superior.
Kitty: Well, you shouldn't feel superior, because you know what I know about Ed Asner? Ed Asner would come to my dinner party, 'cause he knows how to treat a woman.
Red: Did you say "dinner party"? [chuckles] See, I thought you- Oh, screw it, I'll be there.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Guys, I really want Nina to like me so please, avoid the following topics: my addiction to candy, the fact that I have needs, and my use of Alberto VO5 Hot Oil Treatment.
Jackie: Wait. Fez, what does she care what you use on your hair?
Fez: Oh, I do not use it on my hair.
Quote from Kitty
Kelso: What's this about a party?
Kitty: Oh, well, we're having a party tomorrow night for Fez and Nina. I invited all the kids.
Kelso: I'm a kid.
Kitty: Well, it's for couples only. You can come if you bring a date.
Kelso: Well, it's too late to find a date. I mean, yeah, I'm sweet looking, but I'm no miracle worker.
Kitty: Well, maybe if you stop jumping from girl to girl, you wouldn't be alone. You're no Frank Sinatra, you know!
Kelso: You know, you used to be nice, but you've changed, lady!