Red Quote #1047
Kitty: Well, another Thanksgiving come and gone. Certainly an eventful day, hmm?
Red: Yeah. But with our ungrateful daughter, that dumbass son and a drunk foreign kid, I'd say... Actually, it was a little better than last year.
Features in the collection: Red Forman: Dumbass Quotes.
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‘Red Forman: Dumbass Quotes’
Quote from Red in The Battle of Evermore
Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumbass with no car, no job and no money trims the hedges.
Hyde: That was like eight burns in one sentence.
Donna: An octo-burn. Let's get the hell out of here.
Quote from Red in Sally Simpson
Red: You think my problem is my own son? My son is a fine young man.
Eric: Wow, Dad, you don't have...
Red: Shut up, dumbass. You know less about my family than you do about football! Which isn't saying much, since you dropped every pass that came near you! And let me tell you something else. When a real Packer hurts his leg, he stuffs his kneecap back in and keeps on running!
Eric: That's what this little mushroom would have done.
‘Thank You’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Donna: I love this ring. You know, I wish we could tell people that we're engaged. You know, without Red killing you.
Eric: Red kills happy things. It's what he does. Let's just enjoy the fact that someday you are going to be Mrs. Forman.
Donna: Mrs. Forman? [laughs] You want me to go by Mrs. Forman?
Eric: Well, yeah, I just assumed. I mean, come on. [laughs] Pinciotti? Which is nice. No. Which is really nice.
Kitty: [enters] Eric? Eric? Honey could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer? Oh, wait. It's a 20-pounder. Donna. Could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer? [exits]
Donna: Sure, Mrs. Forman. See? There's your Mrs. Forman.
Eric: Okay. Yeah, you know. [clears throat] You're right. That's gonna be a little creepy.
Donna: Well, now I kinda like it. Call me Mrs. Forman.
Eric: No.
Donna: Mrs. Forman's feeling dirty.
Eric: Okay, Donna-
Donna: Come on. Give Mrs. Forman a big French kiss!
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Oh, hey, Red. Do me a favor. Sign this, huh? My gym teacher's failing me 'cause I won't wear shorts.
Red: Why won't you wear shorts?
Hyde: Would you wear shorts?
Red: Fine.
Hyde: Thank you.
Quote from Kelso
Hyde: Mrs. Forman, if it helps, I can invite Jackie to Thanksgiving. She's bitchy like Laurie.
Kelso: Mrs. Forman, I would love to come to your Thanksgiving dinner and I'll bring a date and a 12-pack, just like the pilgrims.