Kitty Quote #367
Donna: In fact, why don't you tell me about this pea-soup-colored chair?
Eric: I think it's comfortable and soothing, just like pea soup.
Donna: Well, I think this whole room is a great example of bad taste.
Kitty: Excuse me?
Donna: Uh, Mrs. Forman.
Kitty: I have spent years picking every item in this room so that I would be surrounded by the things I love and the people I thought loved me.
Red: Hey, Kitty? How about a nap?
Kitty: And you. Have you fixed the damn clicker yet? What good is a clicker if it won't click? [stamps on the clicker] Oh, my goodness. I am flying right off the handle. [laughs]
Red: Seems to me you're just as pleasant as always.
Kitty: Ooh, that is sweet. Oh. I think I'd like to take a nap now.
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Quote from Fez
Nina: According to your application, your last job was as Dancer Number Three in the school production of My Fair Lady.
Fez: Yes. It was magical. I could have danced all night.
Nina: Uh-huh. I'm afraid your theater experience doesn't really apply to working here at the D.M.V.
Fez: But, Nina, what is the D.M.V. really, if not one big stage?
Nina: The D.M.V. is the Department of Motor Vehicles. It is not a stage.
Fez: Ah, but in a way, they're very similar.
Nina: No, they're not.
Fez: Oh, but really, they are.
Nina: No, they're not.
Fez: Okay. They are.
Nina: No, they're not! I'm just gonna put down no prior experience.
Fez: Okay. Ah, but you haven't asked me about my special skills yet.
Nina: Well, I really don't see how a fondness for pie is relevant.
Fez: But, Nina, what is the D.M.V. really, if not one big pie shop?
Quote from Red
Red: I need cold compresses and a Bloody Mary. Quick! Your mother is talking about adopting a communist orphan. Now move. I need help, damn it!
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Great. Clicker's on the fritz. All I want to do is see the end of Guiding Light, and it won't click. Click, damn it! Click!
Red: Kitty? I think your lady problem is acting up again.
Kitty: It jus- It just won't click, that's all. It's supposed to click, Red. It's a clicker. That's what it does.
Red: Okay. Let's get you to bed.
Eric: [enters] Okay, you guys? Uh, very important. Donna's coming over, and I lost the ring she gave me. I thought I had it in the basement.
Red: Eric, please! Your mother is having a breakdown.
Kitty: No. The only thing having a breakdown around here is the clicker! Why won't it click, Red? Nothing loves me!