Kitty Quote #360
Quote from Kitty in Heartbreaker
Kitty: Anyway, I'm going to the doctor's this afternoon [singsongy] because I'm pregnant! Oh. Oh. And you're picking your grandparents up from the airport. I'm going to tell them that [singsongy] I'm pregnant!
Red: They get in from Phoenix at 5:00. You know, I was hoping when they moved to Arizona, they'd get lost in the desert.
Hyde: What's wrong with Mrs. Forman's parents?
Kitty: Nothing. They're just- They're very complicated people who can't be summed up in a couple of words.
Eric: Grandma yells, Grandpa drinks.
Red: That pretty much summed it up.
Kitty: Now, that is not true. My father is a wonderful man who just gets a little sleepy. And my mother, well... fine... is a little remote which, I have learned through many helpful books makes it impossible for her to say, "I love you." Even if it's the only thing in the world a sad little girl needs to hear. And which is why I say it to you every day. Eric, I love you. [kisses] [Hyde chuckles] And you too, Steven. I love you! [kisses Hyde]
Hyde: Oh, yeah. No, that's okay. You don't have to- No, that's all right. Okay, I love you too.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Heartbreaker’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Kitty, tell everyone your wonderful news. Quick.
Kitty: I'd really rather not right now, Red.
Bea: But that's why we're here.
Eric: Yeah, for the love of God, Mom, tell them.
Kitty: No, I said not right now.
Red: Kitty, they came all this way.
Eric: Yeah, come on.
Kitty: Fine. You wanna hear the big news? The doctor told me I started menopause.
Bea: Kitty, language!
Red: You're not pregnant?
Kitty: Nope. Nope. Just barren. Talk about that.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Memorial Day, meningitis... Okay, here we go. Menopause.
Red: Good God! I didn't think they'd have pictures.
Eric: Well, at least they use the word "uterus" a lot.
Red: I could've gone a whole lifetime without knowing they had a mucus membrane.
Eric: Well, you just- You can't unlearn something like that, you know? Oh, no. Look at the symptoms. "Temperamental behavior, mood swings, facial hair." Uh-oh. Dad, I think you have menopause.
Quote from Donna
Donna: Kelso, try to look at the facts. Jackie wanted to get married, so you bailed so she found someone else, so now she doesn't wanna marry you. This solves your problem, albeit with an unpleasant twist ending.