Red Quote #428
Quote from Red in Heartbreaker
Kitty: Oh, just a moment. Red, it's somebody about buying the Corvette.
Red: [grunts]
Eric: Well, Marlin, we've just seen the male of the herd grunt his displeasure. But what does it mean?
Hyde: The grunting indicates aggression, Jim.
Eric: Ah!
Red: Idiots. I am about to sell something special to me, because we're having another baby. And to do that, I have to believe that this child won't turn out a smart-ass! [answers phone] Hello. Yes. Don't call here again. [hangs up]
Kitty: Well, what happened?
Red: Oh, the guy sounded like he was eating. I don't want some fat bastard eating in my car.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Heartbreaker’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Kitty, tell everyone your wonderful news. Quick.
Kitty: I'd really rather not right now, Red.
Bea: But that's why we're here.
Eric: Yeah, for the love of God, Mom, tell them.
Kitty: No, I said not right now.
Red: Kitty, they came all this way.
Eric: Yeah, come on.
Kitty: Fine. You wanna hear the big news? The doctor told me I started menopause.
Bea: Kitty, language!
Red: You're not pregnant?
Kitty: Nope. Nope. Just barren. Talk about that.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Memorial Day, meningitis... Okay, here we go. Menopause.
Red: Good God! I didn't think they'd have pictures.
Eric: Well, at least they use the word "uterus" a lot.
Red: I could've gone a whole lifetime without knowing they had a mucus membrane.
Eric: Well, you just- You can't unlearn something like that, you know? Oh, no. Look at the symptoms. "Temperamental behavior, mood swings, facial hair." Uh-oh. Dad, I think you have menopause.
Quote from Donna
Donna: Kelso, try to look at the facts. Jackie wanted to get married, so you bailed so she found someone else, so now she doesn't wanna marry you. This solves your problem, albeit with an unpleasant twist ending.