Kelso Quote #427
Quote from Kelso in Heartbreaker
Kelso: I'm- It's just- How can Hyde do this to me?
Kitty: Uh-oh. It sounds like he knows.
Fez: Finally.
Kelso: What, your mom knew? And Fez? Fez never knows anything!
Fez: I know. I'm really coming into my own.
Kelso: Whatever. You know, none of this is as bad as Hyde not telling me. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna make him tell me.
Donna: How are you gonna do that?
Kelso: By outwitting him conversationally. What a fine game of cat and mouse it will be.
Kitty: I'm gonna go find an eye patch.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Heartbreaker’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Kitty, tell everyone your wonderful news. Quick.
Kitty: I'd really rather not right now, Red.
Bea: But that's why we're here.
Eric: Yeah, for the love of God, Mom, tell them.
Kitty: No, I said not right now.
Red: Kitty, they came all this way.
Eric: Yeah, come on.
Kitty: Fine. You wanna hear the big news? The doctor told me I started menopause.
Bea: Kitty, language!
Red: You're not pregnant?
Kitty: Nope. Nope. Just barren. Talk about that.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Memorial Day, meningitis... Okay, here we go. Menopause.
Red: Good God! I didn't think they'd have pictures.
Eric: Well, at least they use the word "uterus" a lot.
Red: I could've gone a whole lifetime without knowing they had a mucus membrane.
Eric: Well, you just- You can't unlearn something like that, you know? Oh, no. Look at the symptoms. "Temperamental behavior, mood swings, facial hair." Uh-oh. Dad, I think you have menopause.
Quote from Donna
Donna: Kelso, try to look at the facts. Jackie wanted to get married, so you bailed so she found someone else, so now she doesn't wanna marry you. This solves your problem, albeit with an unpleasant twist ending.