Fez: Ah, we've been here for, like, an hour. We've only moved, like, two feet.
Kelso: You think the lines at the D.M.V. are long? You should see the free clinic. Now, there's a wait.
Hyde: Man, you've been to the free clinic?
Kelso: No. Oh, but I did see your mom there. Burn! [Hyde punches Kelso's arm] [chuckles] That's gonna leave a mark. Just like your mom did! [laughs]

Fez: Guys? I love this place. I want to work here.
Hyde: You just said you hated it.
Fez: Yeah, but I went up to the counter, and the guy treated me like crap. But he was treating everybody like crap. Poor, rich, black, white. We're all crap. And look at him. Think he was popular in high school? No way. But now he's the belle of the ball. Well, my friends, it's my turn to get a taste of those balls.

Jackie: Hey, Steven. I had fun last night.
Kelso: You had fun doing what?
Jackie: Huh? Hey, Michael. Um, I went to the movies. Right, Donna?
Donna: Oh, um, I don't know. I was with Eric all night. But I'm really interested in this movie. Why don't you tell us all about it?
Jackie: Donna? Fine. You know, it's that new movie starring that big, red whore.
Donna: Oh, you mean, the one where the big, red whore is sick of people keeping secrets.
Jackie: No. No, no. The one where the big, red whore keeps sticking her big, red nose in places where it doesn't belong.
Eric: Hey. Watch what you say about the big, red whore.
Fez: Thank you, Eric. What did Sissy Spacek ever do to any of you? [walks off]
Kelso: Way to go, guys. You know how he feels about Sissy! Fez, wait!