Fez Quote #363
Quote from Fez in Eric's False Alarm
Fez: Oh, Eric. [sighs] Let me just say I'm sorry.
Eric: For what?
Fez: I can't tell you. But if you were to guess that Casey is taking Donna to a honeymoon suite I'd say, "Good guess."
Eric: Wait. Casey and Donna got a motel room?
Fez: Yeah, but, hey, look at the bright side. Donna and Casey may be doing it but at least they're doing it on a vibrating, heart-shaped bed. If you see what I mean.
Eric: Well, I do now thanks to your spot-on, detailed description.
Fez: Oh, and there'll probably be a mirror too.
Eric: Okay, thanks, Fez.
Fez: You know, so they can watch each other.
Eric: Yeah, I know.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's False Alarm’ Quotes
Quote from Bob
Kitty: Okay, Bob, I think the problem is that Joanne thinks you're moving just a little too fast.
Bob: That's just who I am. I do everything fast. I run fast. I drive fast. I eat fast.
Kitty: Okay, what happens when you eat fast?
Bob: I get gassy.
Kitty: Right. Okay, well, a relationship works the same way. When it grows too fast, it... it gets gassy, too. And-And- And then the bad thing happens and people leave the room.
Bob: Wow. A lot of people have told me to slow down, but nobody ever said it in a way that spoke to me.
Quote from Fez
Eric: Oh. Hey, guess what, fellas? Turns out I still have feelings for Donna. Yeah. Deep feelings. Warm feelings.
Tingly-in-the-pants feelings. And I can't do anything about it, because she has those feelings for someone else.
Kelso: I think that admitting that you still love Donna is an important step because it reopens the door for this. [singsong] Eric loves Donna! Eric loves Donna!
Eric: Look, you guys, I don't love her. I just think that if she's not with me the fairest thing for everyone is if she's alone and unhappy.
Kelso: No! That is a bad plan, man. 'Cause if you leave a chick alone, the next thing you know she's licking the roof of some other guy's mouth. Like the cheese guy. I hate that guy.
Fez: But you love his cheese. See, this is just like a Southern tragedy. Tennessee Williams, but with cheese. [off Hyde's look] I'm taking advanced English.
Quote from Kelso
Hyde: I just think we all need to zip it. [to Fez] Especially you.
Fez: Hey, I can keep a secret. I didn't tell Kelso you took five bucks from his wallet.
Kelso: Hyde!
Jackie: None of you guys can keep a secret.
Kelso: Well, you sure can, especially when it's about you kissing other guys.
Jackie: Michael, it was one guy from work, and I told you I'm sorry. God, how long are you gonna keep throwing that in my face?
Kelso: Well, how long are you gonna keep throwing your face in other guys' faces? Wow. That was clever. I think I won that! Yeah!